February 2011
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tequila with a touch of vodka.
sooo here’s what happened today. slash my random thoughts.
-women can fake orgasms, but men can fake love.
-I got an email saying I am getting $75 for a one minute webcam video I forgot I submitted back in December. I rule.
-I won at bingo and still lost. Good thing I don’t have anyone to give that bear to, anyway.
-Today was a splendid day!! I woke up this morning to Caitlin...
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“Not getting my hopes up for the snow just yet. All weather forecasters are like...”
– Emily
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January 2011
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29932.) Im still in love with my ex boyfriend.I...
LOL I JUST WISH YOU COULD SPELL ‘SENSES’
anything mixed with kids is amazing.
s4m4nth4:
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You’re waiting for someone To put you together You’re waiting for someone to push you away There’s always another wound to discover There’s always something more you wish he’d say
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"want a threesome? with you, me, and me?"
so, we did 8 minute stretches, arms, legs, buns, and abs. then we did yoga. THEN we did belly dancing.
PE packet, you’re not going to know what hit you.
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When you're too lazy to actually walk down the...
and when you want to go back up but you’re still too lazy
OH NO LMFAO ROTTFL
Reblog if you remember this. Or had one of these.
barelykeepingittogether:
SCREAMING. I HAVE ONE OF THOSE FUCKERS IN THE BASEMENT.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. THE MOTHER FUCKIN PURPLE ONE. NEVER UNDERSTOOD THEM.
“My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a...
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dear jimmy fallon,
thanks for being our claim to fame.
love, st. rose.
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I'm pretty sure on Valentine's day it's going to...
drapetomania:
My Friends:
Me:
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“Popcorn’s really not that hard to b——uh, I mean, I burned it...”
– Caitlin
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Me: Caitlin, you like narrate your whole life, I love it!
Caitlin: Well, I'd rather narrate it with my voice than with a tuba!
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socalledspaceage:
The Proclaimers | I’m Gonna Be...
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a good boyfriend will never want to change anything about you. except your last name. :)
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“I wish today it will rain all day
maybe that will kinda make the pain go away...”
– Nicki Minaj
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“Does she understand the point of this game? You have to move! You have to get...”
– Caitlin, to the idiot on Wipeout
I've got a pocket got a pocket full of sunshine
so gym at 6:30am….actually worked!! maybe this could happen every week?
also I have 28 cents in my checking account. good.
and didgy came! yay!
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well I've been sitting waiting wishing...
-They just announced on the news that they would give hints on how to get fuel oil if you can’t afford the $150 minimum. Good thing I already know all of those tricks.
-The basketball game tonight reminded me of high school in terms of intensity. Even though we lost horribly. Also Bentley boys are hot.
-The only thing I have for homework right now is to read like 400 pages.
-My stomach...
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“My sister Christi had a baby when I was 17, and I had just heard about crib...”
– Johnny Depp (via johnnyburton)
